Kid Baron's First Music Video

The Remains of the Day

A few casualties this week. Spongebob was destroyed, Batman was disassembled, and Mr. Incredible 2 was beaten within an inch of his life... the junk pile continues to grow, but from the trash heap comes new shapes and forms, mutant hybrids arise from its depths to challenge us... with the aid of a glue gun we will help them in their rebirth!

Discovery

I’ve stumbled upon an awful, incredible truth!

Jonathan Bauer (of Who's the Boss?)
and Jack Bauer (of 24) are ONE AND THE SAME!

FACT!
Is not 'Jack' often used as a nickname for 'John' or 'Johnathan' ?!?
FACT!
Is not 'Jonathan's' history between 'Who's the Boss?' and adulthood a COMPLETE MYSTERY??!!
FACT!
Do they not have a similar devilish gleam in their eyes and share a STRIKINGLY SIMILAR POSE ???!!???

These photos are PROOF!!!!

What does this all mean??

Bat-Jedi

Here's an article written by my roommate back in college. After all the endless nights of house fires, stress-ball biting, choking on cafeteria food, rescuing cats, climbing trees, jumping out of 20 foot-high windows, dodging trains, driving other roommates to insanity, living with psychotic alcoholics, and fending off burglars, we were most fond of coming up with little projects like this to waste time in the late hours of the night.

From Russia With Gloves

Nikolay Valuev

Alias: Beast From The East
Birthplace: St. Petersburg, Russia
Age: 32
Reach: 85"
Height: 7' 0"
Weight: 323 lbs.

World Rank: 2 / 1104
43 Wins, 31 Knockouts, 0 Lost

This guy is for real!
An undefeated Russian Champion who's made his way through every British fighter that dared to stand in his way and now his sites are set on the U.S. He's a modern-day living barbarian, a giant, hairy, ogre that crushes any other guy in his way, I can't wait to see him win the World title... THEN he'll come
to Collideascope to take on any
challenger at arm wrestling!

YuYu

Another amazing short film by Adam Phillips.

Bigfoot

Bob

Diabetes

Spock!

Nothing beats the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins!

Greg Duffell

Legendary animator Greg Duffell paid us a visit at Collideascope. This 30-year veteran gave an incredibly informative lecture about character animation timing know-how and the history of timing for animation through out the ages. We were very lucky to have him and listen to his stories of infinite knowledge.

Humans

Absolute genius:

Bravia

Here's a wonderful commercial. Dozens of cameras plus thousands of rubber balls plus a catapult machine equals great footage. Keep in mind NO computer-generated animation or compositing was used here at all.

and the beat goes on...

The toys and figures took another beating today.
Jacques master-minded an intricate system of frankensteining body-parts from the old broken figures into new hybrids, it was a grand success.

Inspecting the targets from afar with binoculars to ensure safety.

Amputated feet!

Shot straight in the back!

The junk pile continues to grow.