October 02, 2006

Matt Damon Playing Captain Kirk?

Following rumors that his cohort, Ben Affleck, was up for the role, Matt Damon is now said to be sought for the role of the young Star Trek captain James T. Kirk in J.J. Abrams' possible prequel to the franchise:

Apparently J.J. ABRAMS is very interested in casting the Oscar-winning Damon as a young Captain Kirk in the upcoming 'Star Trek' movie that he's directing and producing. He's so interested that he's apparently already sought support from the original Kirk and Shattner has given Abrams his blessing.
If this is true, they might as well just go ahead and cast Affleck as Spock and make the whole thing Good Will Hunting at the Starfleet Academy. Instead of reciting his classic "how do you like them apples" zing, young Kirk could update it for the 23rd century. Like, "How do you like them tribbles?" or whatever the equivalent of apples would be for them. Space apples?

Reservoir Dogs - in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies - Uncensored - Viewer Discretion Advised

Simpsons on Conan

October 01, 2006

Heat Vision & Jack

You've got to watch this pilot episode from 1999, genius!


September 30, 2006

Futurama Returning With New Episodes to air in 2008

Here's some old but good news for Futurama fans. In a deal with Comedy Central, new episodes of the series have already begun production and will start airing in 2008:
Comedy Central has resurrected the former Fox animated series from "The Simpsons" creator Matt Groening and David X. Cohen. At least 13 new episodes will be produced for the first time since the series originally ran from 1999-2003. New and old episodes will begin airing in 2008 on Comedy Central. Actors Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio have agreed to return as voices for "Futurama."

Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

Beware The Con Artist!