Cow-ard - 2007 Darwin Awards

19 April 2007, Phnom Penh, Cambodia
Unwanted amorous advaces on a heifer
resulted in a man's death at the hooves of the violated bovine. Sounds of
a scuffle culminated in the discovery of his naked body lying beneath the
frightened family cow. Injuries to his head and genital area were
consistent with being kicked to death.

Why did he do it?

The man's divorce had become final a mere 10 days prior to his fateful
final fling. In the divorce, and also a previous divorce, his ex-wives cited
his insatiable desire as the cause of the dissolution.

Police concluded that the man died in a rape gone wrong. They do not plan
to take action against the cow, which appeared to have been acting in
self-defense.