The 5 Fastest Ways To Make The World’s Smallest Man Feel Even Smaller

5. Cradle Him In The Arms Of The Woman With The World’s Longest Legs. And make sure to keep repeating his tiny last name, Pingping.

4. Make Him Appear To Be An Infant Baby Who Just Fell Out Of Someone’s Canal.

3. Prove To Him That He’s Only A Little Bit Bigger Than a Book. BONUS: Put Him In Tiny Boots!

2. Frighten Him Using Nothing More Than the Mouth of a Terrifying Bronze Lion.

1. Force Him To Cook Up A Classic Giant Lady/Hardcover Sandwich With a Slice of Baby Meat In Between.

Slam him shut, he’s adore.

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