May 21, 2011

R.I.P. Macho Madness

The two-time WWF champion and outspoken supporter of seasoned, dehydrated meat stalks died tragically in Florida yesterday, after a heart attack caused him to lose control his of jeep and slam head-on into a tree (ignore any false reports attributing the accident to obscured vision through checkboard sunglasses). News reports say that Savage's wife of one year, Lynn, was also in the vehicle but sustained only minor injuries.

The reason behind the delay in the Rapture...

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