'Fast and the Furious 4' Finally Gets Its Ridiculous Title

Guess which it is! I assure you, however infeasible, it really is one of these:

4 Fast 4 Furious

The 4ast and the 4urious

2 Fast 2 Furious²

The Fast and the Furious Xtreme 480

The Fast and the Furious: 4 on da 4loor


The Fastest and Furiousest

The Fast and the Furious: 4tean Drift (ghost cars are somehow involved)

2 Fast + 2 Furious = 4Ever

The Fast and the Furious 4: Now with Vin Diesel Again!

Fast and Furious

And the answer is...

That's right, they dropped the definite articles, motherfuckahs! Just Fast and Furious now, like us! In some ways, I feel this is stupider than anything I came up with.

Via iwatchstuff.com